25 January 2009

Artificial Intelligence

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Over the past few decades, and ever since the invention of the first computer, humans have predicted and claimed that someday the intelligence of computers will surpass that of humans and overtake the human race. Everything from books, magazines, and more recently, movies such as The Matrix, has fantasized artificial intelligence taking over the human race. With all these predictions and probability investigations, is it really possible? Will computers ever take over humans?

Computers are designed to do two things. One is counting, the other is storing data. A computer’s microprocessor is made of millions of microscopic transistors that are gateways for the transmission of electric signals. A transistor can either be on or off. A circuit combination of these transistors enables the computer to do binary calculations, which have been transferred electronically from storage. One thing a computer definitely not designed to do is create ideas of its own. A computer is designed to compute!

The human brain is the most complex and largest organ of the human body. This gray matter, similar to the consistency of soft cheese and about 1.5 kilograms in weight, has a greater capacity than the largest library in the world. Unlike computers, it has the ability to imagine, to create, and to invent. It also has a large set of emotions, something a computer can never really acquire. Our brain has the ability to teach itself. A computer designed by humans must be told everything.

So we can see that the human brain and computers are two completely different things. Simply put, a computer must be told how to learn. I have programmed computers for a few years now and I know how they work – they are designed to serve humans, not the other way around.

How then could a computer overtake the human race? Well, if I was going to build a really sophisticated piece of robotic equipment run by ‘artificial intelligence’, I would start by programming my digital beast to learn. To make something learn, I would have to teach it to read facts and act upon them; for example, I could make my robot read the Internet. Then the robot would have to be programmed to make connections between different facts and learn to put them together, just like the human brain. However, this is where it gets tricky. If your robot learned the World Trade Centre had been destroyed, there is nothing in the robot (no imagination), to make it decide to go look for Osama bin Laden unless it is pre-programmed to do so. Computers must be taught (programmed) exactly how to react to every situation possible in our universe, but in fact this is impossible, because they don’t have something humans do have – common sense; the ability to decide and imagine in undefined situations.

We are not going to see any pure “artificially intelligent” robotic societies any time soon.

What do you think?

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24 January 2009

You know you're Australian if....

It is the Australia Day long weekend. So for the edgumication of our Foreign Devil friends;

You know you're Australian if....

  • You know the meaning of 'girt'
  • You believe that stubbies can either be worn or drunk
  • You think it is normal to have a Prime Minister called Kevin
  • You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse
  • When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom
  • You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs' refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds
  • You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'
  • You pronounce Penrith as 'Pen-riff'
  • You believe the 'L' in the word ' Australia ' is optional but either way, the ‘ia’ is pronounced ‘ya’.
  • You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas'
  • You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass pineapples, bananas, prawns and sheep
  • You call your best friend 'a total bastard' but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a bastard'
  • You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place
  • You believe is makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin
  • You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'
  • You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis
  • You still don't get why the 'Labor' in 'Australian Labor Party' is not spelt with a 'u'
  • You wear Ugg boots outside the house
  • You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them
  • Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language
  • You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, while 'scuse me' is always polite
  • You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasions via your nose
  • You understand that 'you' has a plural and that it's 'youse'
  • You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle
  • Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules of beach cricket
  • You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call 'Anzac cookies'
  • You still think of Kylie Minogue as 'that girl off Neighbours'
  • When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit
  • You believe the phrase 'smart casual' refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered
  • You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction
  • When working at a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer
  • You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second

OK Foreign Devils anything you don't understand, ask away. I'm sure we will put you right.

Subsisto bonus quod exsisto pius ut invicem

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20 January 2009

Ramblings from Big Bad Al

Well what happened last week? I haven't got any one thing to rant about so I'll just ramble on for a few minutes.

I had only one lot of medical tests last week. The numbers were a bit high again so another adjustment to the meds. Other than that I am feeling... Blah! I have been feeling a bit rundown for the last week. I am a few weeks short of my 3 monthly Iron Infusion and blood top up. I hope that that is all it is. I've been doing daily walks along the beach. It is more of a daily stroll but that is an improvement in itself.

All week I have been cleaning out my computers. I had six PCs and a laptop. So I got rid of five PCs. Two were oldish so I gutted them for spare parts and consigned the skeletons to the recycling bin. The other three were reformatted and loaded with the basics and given to a local charity that could use them. I also gave away some excess monitors and keyboards etc.  So now I only have a PC and a Laptop. I feel so naked.

My task this week is to clean out the PC. I've got to back up all the data I want to keep onto one of my external drives and then I'm going to clean install a new operating system and applications. The Laptop is next.


Below is the outline of a new course I might sign up for:

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK

OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting

"It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role-play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available


Stay good and be kind to each other
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16 January 2009

The first Victoria Cross for Australia Awarded

VC-obv A DIGGER who risked his own life to save an army interpreter in Afghanistan has become the first Australian to receive the Victoria Cross in more than 40 years.

The Victoria Cross is the highest possible award for acts of bravery in wartime, ahead of the Military Cross. Queen Victoria instituted the award in 1856 and made it retrospective to cover the Crimean War.

In 1975 it became the Victoria Cross for Australia after the imperial awards system changed.

Trooper Mark Donaldson of the Special Air Service (SAS) is the first recipient of the Victoria Cross for Australia.

I congratulate and salute Trooper Donaldson.


Read the story here: http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24920284-952,00.html

 

 

Stay good and be kind to each other

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09 January 2009

Sea Kittens Overboard!

Well PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) has finally run off the rails. Not just derailed. Off the tracks over the edge into the abyss of idiocy.

Here is an article from today's Courier Mail (Friday 09/01/2009)

A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition.

Outspoken animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is using the "sea kitten" name as part of its push to restrict fishing.


"Nobody would hurt a sea kitten!" the group says on its
website.

Full Story here:

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24891309-5003402,00.html

and here

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3247689/Fish-should-be-rebranded-as-sea-kittens.html

So now NowhereBob will be a Sea Kitten Pig.

And Rhino won't get these pettin sea kitty cats.

(BTW, where is Rhino? Any heard from him?)

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08 January 2009

HumpyBong? What is a HumpyBong?

CM518~Can-t-We-Just-Get-A-Bong-PostersYou may have noticed that my URL for this blog is humpybong.blogspot.com.

Now you might be wondering what or who is a Humpybong.

Is it a smoking implement you use to increase your prowess before jumping into bed with your latest love of your life?

No. It is a name. The name Humpybong is predominant in my area.

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There is Humpybong Creek, Humpybong Esplanade, Humpybong State School, Humpybong Car Park. A lot of business feature the name; Humpybong Real Estate, Humpybong Electrical, Humpybong Holiday Accommodation. My own business name is HumpyBong Technology.

It is a very historical name for Queensland. The first white settlement in Queensland was established at Redcliffe.


The first settlement at Moreton Bay was founded in September 1824, under the command of Lieutenant Murray of the 40th (South Lancashire) regiment, principally as a place of punishment for convicts who had committed offences after transportation to Australia. The original site was not up the river, where the city of Brisbane was built, but at Redcliffe, on the shores of Moreton Bay.

Because of the absence of a sufficient water supply, Governor Bourke in 1832 advised the abandonment of the Moreton Bay settlement, and in 1839 the prisoners were withdrawn from it to Brisbane.

After the abandonment of this position the Aboriginals called it Oompiebong, an 'oompie' (or, as more commonly spelt, humpy) being a hut, and 'bong' signifying dead; it was the place of the abandoned huts. Hence it is called Humpybong to this day.

So now you know. I think it is a great name. When I become Benevolent Dictator for Life of Redcliffestan I will change the name to the People's Republic of HumpyBong.

Stay good and be kind to each other

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04 January 2009

Just to confuse you...

hangover Well everyone should be over the New Year celebrations by now.

Hangovers cured.

Resolutions made and broken already?


phoenix_rising smThe flotsam and jetsam of the Journalspace wreck are starting to wash ashore. Some a bit worse for wear. Some with a entourage of wailing women lamenting the loss of their words of wisdom .

There are still a couple of MIAs and a couple have sent messages by carrier pigeon but are still to find a home.

Most of us are divided between Wordpress and Blogger with a couple over at Livejournal. I have added those that I have found to my Refugee List.

None of the trolls have appeared yet. But give them time. *sigh* I will miss SJS.

Birmo is building a new improved Lair at Cheeseburger Gothic. When complete no doubt that will be the gathering place for the Burgers. So like the Phoenix we will rise again.


Ok. So I am going to confuse everybody by having two blog sites; for the moment.

"Why so?" I hear you ask.

RatBag Black My Blogger site is an old one that I have recommissioned and given a makeover. I forgot I had it. In the panic after the JS crash I signed up a Wordpress blog before I realised I already had a blogspot. The original idea was to put it onto my web site. But circumstances have seen both sadly neglected.

So I am experimenting. I have been testing both sites. So far the Blogger is way ahead.

Blogger has more functionality, more widgets, allows you to add your own JavaScript and a lot more. It is also tied in with Google so you can use gmail, Google Chat, Google Reader etc all with the one sign in. By the way for those that are wondering, your pictures are stored in at Google Picasa. You can find all these by clicking on My Account at the top right of your Blogger Dashboard Page.

This Blogger page was created in about half an hour using a Blogger basic template and changing some of the code. For those not familiar with code writing the Settings and the Layout pages has WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get) functions that allows you to make basic changes to personalise your blog.

So Blogger has my vote and my Wordpress account may cease to exist after a while. But I'll still keep it active for the moment so I can play with it. Both will have the same Posts.

Also, when I get around to doing something with my web site I may host my Blogger account from there.

So if it not too much bother I would appreciate it if you could list my RatBag at humpybong.blogspot.com as my primary blog in your links. Thank You.

I also use Windows Live Writer to write and post my blogs. It is not a bad piece of kit and is quite functional. For example, I can write a post off line and publish it next time I am on line. Live Writer also stores all posts so I did not lose any material when JS crashed.


That will do for now

Stay good and be kind to each other
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