Cat 'stuffed in homemade bong' by owner
Nebraska authorities cited 20-year-old Acea Schomaker on suspicion of animal cruelty on Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 30cm by 15cm base.
I wonder what the price of a foil of Moggie is on the street?
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Hmmm, cat bong filter, could be the best use for a cat since the dim sim.
I doubt the price would be purrfect Al.
Poor cat. Somehow I don't think she is going to bond well with males in the future. Hope they find a nice normal home for her.
I was hoping someone would pick up on this. Poor old puss is gonna end up psycho kitty.
How can you tell when your cat is stoned given it probably lies around the house dreaming about being fed most of the time anyway?
UM, cats don't actually relax when stoned. THEY GO BESERK, I mean like fly around the shed walls as if they have magnets on their feet and go completely fucking skitzo...its as funny as fuck. Well, it was about 20 odd years ago.
Nice. Let's review-first rule for owning an animal:
Be smarter than the animal.
I seem to recall my housemate 20-odd years ago didn't appreciate it when my other housemates did something similar to her cat.
(I swear I had nothing to do with it.)
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Arrgh!Speak up or hang from the yard arm. Arrgh!