Well what happened last week? I haven't got any one thing to rant about so I'll just ramble on for a few minutes.
I had only one lot of medical tests last week. The numbers were a bit high again so another adjustment to the meds. Other than that I am feeling... Blah! I have been feeling a bit rundown for the last week. I am a few weeks short of my 3 monthly Iron Infusion and blood top up. I hope that that is all it is. I've been doing daily walks along the beach. It is more of a daily stroll but that is an improvement in itself.
All week I have been cleaning out my computers. I had six PCs and a laptop. So I got rid of five PCs. Two were oldish so I gutted them for spare parts and consigned the skeletons to the recycling bin. The other three were reformatted and loaded with the basics and given to a local charity that could use them. I also gave away some excess monitors and keyboards etc. So now I only have a PC and a Laptop. I feel so naked.
My task this week is to clean out the PC. I've got to back up all the data I want to keep onto one of my external drives and then I'm going to clean install a new operating system and applications. The Laptop is next.
Below is the outline of a new course I might sign up for:
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting
"It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
Stay good and be kind to each other
11 comments:
"TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?" - I have 2 toilets at my place and i live alone. One of the toilets ran out - so i'm using the other one. Being a guy i don't use 300 rolls of toilet paper a week so i should be right for a while.
Perhaps a bit of summer will be in order regarding your health-best wishes there.
Take the classes-I did and have been brainwashed into doing most of the domestic chores.
U: What are you going to do when the 2nd Toilet runs out?
YD: sounds like a good reason not to take the course.
Al, he'll move house. Sounds like me with the PC's at least I've got an excuse to hang onto them some software only works on the old stuff.
Blood top up eh. You're the second person this week to make me think about giving blood. Once I am well clear of this flu I am going to have to make an effort to donate again.
Interesting course.
can't give blood due to my long residance in the UK. I mean do i sound like a mad cow? eh?
Bangarrrrrrrrr: That's what I'd do. Move house that is.
I thought about my legacy software. I've got about 200 floppies with 16 bit programs that go back to Window 3.0 but I can always us an Emulator.
I also thought about keeping a 2nd PC to Run Linux but I'm going to buy a new PC and/or Laptop in the near future.
Nautilis Yes. Donate blood. It all goes to a worthy cause. Namely... ME.
Chaz: Now that you mention it...
Wow where do I sign up for that course?
Gb don't you remember your degree course?
LOL
I don't think I'll show this to my wife, or she'll actually look for such a class.
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Arrgh!Speak up or hang from the yard arm. Arrgh!